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Column Drank
Erotic Fantasies
He was unlucky; he had an
infected batch and wanted to know how to empty the bottles that were way
over-carbonated.
“Be careful or you’ll end up with beer all over you”, I
said.
“Sounds like my erotic fantasy” he said. Then his mate piped up …
“I’m not telling you mine, but I will say it’s involves a beach umbrella, a
bowling ball, 2 tubes of tooth paste and a packet of plastic
straws!”
Sometimes I wonder about you guys!
From the mouths of Babes!
Everyone knows that my daughters are gorgeous (excuse my bias … but
they are!) but Jamie (2 ½) is now learning more about the body. “Boys have
doodles and girls have vaginas”. I was in the lounge with her when she first got
it … all excited we went into the bedroom to tell Mummy.
“You tell Mummy what little girls have,” I said
“Chocolate!” she said
with a cheeky look on her face!
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